The Whore-Monger’s Sex Toy Kit

Planning a sex trip?  Are you a sex traveler and building up a kit of your favorite sex toys?  We can help.  Here are a few basic items that you might want to bring on your trip.  In other words, here are few basic sex toys that no good monger should be without.

We aren’t fans of returning to the USA with vibrating sex toys and condoms, so we suggest you do like us, and either give the toys away at the end of your trip, or throw them away.  Nothing identifies a sex tourist more than condoms, lube and a few toys going through customs!

 

Magnum xl condoms -- can use them as a koozie CONDOMS:  When you read the posts in the various forums, you will be led to believe that every sex traveler to Costa Rica has a very larger appendage and can’t fit in the local condoms.  Us regular guys don’t have that problem, but I will say that I have bought some terrible quality condoms in foreign countries.

So if the larger condom is what you are looking for, check out the Magnum XL.  They don’t make condoms any bigger around than this.  I rolled one down my 12oz can of beer once .. and it fit fine.

 

bermans' version of the famous pocket rocket vibratorPOCKET ROCKET:  I dislike the pocket rockets but a few monger-friends swear by them.   They are small, one battery, basic vibrators that sell for less than $10USD.  The Berman Athena is a decent adult toy, and is not as defective as many of the others.

If you really want to get by cheap, buy a couple of these and leave the packaging at home in the trash.  In fact, leave the packaging of any sex toys at home to make it clear you aren’t trying to sell these items.

 

 

super bullet by turbo 8 vibrator clitoral stimulatorBULLETS:  The Turbo 8 sex bullet is a $25USD toy that makes the Athena Pocket Rocket look like a consolation prize.  The turbo has power, run by 4AA batteries versus the rocket’s measly one battery.  The controls are on the separate battery pack making it easier for fat (or drunk) fingers to manipulate.

You won’t have any trouble getting rid of this toy because every girl you use it on will try to take it.  Remember, leave the packaging at home.  “How to Choose a Bullet or Pocket Rocket” is a good read for anyone looking to buy toys.

 

Moonlight Pleasure Pearl Rabbit - Red from Top Cat!!RABBITSRabbit sex toys that have multi functions and can be inserted into the vagina.  Once inserted, beads inside the toy move and turn, adding new sensations.  Plus, there is a clit stimulator that also adds sensation when the toy is all the way inserted.

Another $25USD toy that won’t break the bank but will add to your sex travels.  And is is bright RED, the favorite color of Costa Rica Ticas!

 

 

sex travel isn't complete if you don't bring lubeLUBE:  It drives me crazy to hear that guys forget to bring sex lube!  Most of the time, the girls aren’t going to be wet enough (or stay wet enough), or you are banging someplace else, where unlimited lube is a necessity.  Just think of your car engine — how far do you think it would go if you didn’t lube its joints?

My favorite is the 8oz bottle of Gun Oil water based lubricant (Gun Oil H20).  It is not too watery, but not too thick either.  Start off with a small amount from the easy pour bottle; and add more as needed.  Works great in the backdoor as well.  It is sold in 2, 4, 6 and 8 oz bottles.  The 4oz is probably all you will need for a trip, but I tend to go for value, and the 8oz is a better value!

 

And Sex Mongers get a 10% discount when you use the secret code.  Kind of like a secret handshake but better!  The secret code is:  LoveWorks supports adult costa rica

which you should enter at the checkout for your immediate discount!  Support Adult Costa Rica by buying sex toys at LoveWorks!

 

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